I don’t mean to complain. I’m not complaining. I’m not a complainer, per se, but I’ve been the only team member to consistently show up to work for over three weeks. Continue reading morning coffee // Everyone is Dead, Maybe, Possibly
Tag: horror
morning coffee // Bill Gets Burned Alive
I burned Bill today.
morning coffee // Bill Gets a Haircut
I gave Bill a haircut today. Now he’s bigger than ever.
morning coffee // A Third Inexplicable Leaf
Bill, my desk plant, keeps growing. He won’t stop growing. Dear God, make him stop growing. Continue reading morning coffee // A Third Inexplicable Leaf
morning coffee // What I Saw at the Top
It was a snug fit, but I managed to pull myself up from the bottom of the lunch box. Continue reading morning coffee // What I Saw at the Top
morning coffee // The Hole at the Bottom of my Lunch Box
How much time passes at the bottom of a lunch box? Minutes? Hours? None at all?
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morning coffee // Someone’s Eating My Lunch
My lunch is gone. I didn’t eat it.
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morning coffee // A Second Inexplicable Leaf
morning coffee // The Great Green Eye in the Window
morning coffee // The Light in the Window
That window is oppressive. Continue reading morning coffee // The Light in the Window
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