morning coffee // Bill Gets Burned Alive

I burned Bill today.

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morning coffee // Bill Gets a Haircut

I gave Bill a haircut today. Now he’s bigger than ever.

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morning coffee // A Third Inexplicable Leaf

Bill, my desk plant, keeps growing. He won’t stop growing. Dear God, make him stop growing. Continue reading morning coffee // A Third Inexplicable Leaf