morning coffee // Bill Gets Burned Alive

I burned Bill today.

morning coffee // Bill Gets a Haircut

I gave Bill a haircut today. Now he’s bigger than ever.

morning coffee // A Third Inexplicable Leaf

Bill, my desk plant, keeps growing. He won’t stop growing. Dear God, make him stop growing.

morning coffee // A Second Inexplicable Leaf

The leaf I pinned to my cubicle wall is growing. 

Morning coffee, 8.22.17

The oak leaf I pinned to my cubicle wall has begun to root–without soil, water, or sunlight.