I can’t drink from the water cooler anymore. There’s something in it. Continue reading morning coffee // There’s Something in the Water
Tag: lit
morning coffee // Everyone is Dead, Maybe, Possibly
I don’t mean to complain. I’m not complaining. I’m not a complainer, per se, but I’ve been the only team member to consistently show up to work for over three weeks. Continue reading morning coffee // Everyone is Dead, Maybe, Possibly
morning coffee // My Notebook’s Trying to Warn Me
Someone’s sending me messages after hours, I think. Continue reading morning coffee // My Notebook’s Trying to Warn Me
morning coffee // Bill Gets Burned Alive
I burned Bill today.
WITP // Stop Eulogizing the Living.
The following post contains misquotes and inaccuracies. I have the correct statements scattered somewhere around this office, but I don’t feel like looking them up. I’m not sorry. Deal with it. Continue reading WITP // Stop Eulogizing the Living.
morning coffee // Bill Gets a Haircut
I gave Bill a haircut today. Now he’s bigger than ever.
morning coffee // A Third Inexplicable Leaf
Bill, my desk plant, keeps growing. He won’t stop growing. Dear God, make him stop growing. Continue reading morning coffee // A Third Inexplicable Leaf
morning coffee // What I Saw at the Top
It was a snug fit, but I managed to pull myself up from the bottom of the lunch box. Continue reading morning coffee // What I Saw at the Top
morning coffee // What I Saw at the Bottom
“Hello,” I said. “I bet you weren’t expecting to find me here.” I wasn’t. Continue reading morning coffee // What I Saw at the Bottom
morning coffee // The Hole at the Bottom of my Lunch Box
How much time passes at the bottom of a lunch box? Minutes? Hours? None at all?
Continue reading morning coffee // The Hole at the Bottom of my Lunch Box
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