morning coffee // Bill Gets a Haircut

I gave Bill a haircut today. Now he’s bigger than ever.

morning coffee // A Third Inexplicable Leaf

Bill, my desk plant, keeps growing. He won’t stop growing. Dear God, make him stop growing.

morning coffee // What I Saw at the Top

It was a snug fit, but I managed to pull myself up from the bottom of the lunch box. 

morning coffee // Someone’s Eating My Lunch

My lunch is gone. I didn’t eat it.

morning coffee // A Second Inexplicable Leaf

The leaf I pinned to my cubicle wall is growing. 

morning coffee // The Great Green Eye in the Window

All hail the window!

morning coffee // The Light in the Window

That window is oppressive.  

Morning coffee, 8.9.17

They’re onto me.

Morning coffee, 8.8.17

There’s a stain on my cubicle wall, and it looks like a duck.

Morning coffee, 8.7.17

There’s something wrong with the office doors. Let me explain.